Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner Quotations
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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism but when you take it from many writers, it's research.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen 'Hey, you'
Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
God help those who do not help themselves.
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.