W. C. Fields Quotations at Quotabilia.com

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

I never vote for anyone I always vote against.

Never give a sucker an even break.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.

W. C. Fields Quotations