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Victor Borge Quotations

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Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

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