Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.