Life is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney Dangerfield Quotations
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.