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Robert Orben Quotations

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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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