Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Robert Benchley Quotations
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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.
Streets full of water; please advise.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.