Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
P. J. O'rourke Quotations
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Never fight an inanimate object.
Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.