Nietsche is Pietsche."
Ogden Nash Quotations
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave.
When there are monsters there are miracles.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.