To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash Quotations
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher,
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
Were each of them once a kiddie.
A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature.
Do I want one? God Forbiddie!
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave When they think that their children are nave.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Nietsche is Pietsche."
The Pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.
Let others say his heart is big,
I think it stupid of the Pig.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
When there are monsters there are miracles.
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.