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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Only lie about the future.
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson - people magazine special issue
US comedian & television host
1925 - 2005
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.
Johnny Carson - Playboy Interview - December 1967
US comedian & television host
1925 - 2005
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House for the news we report. Frequently, we simply repeat verbatim what the White House tells us.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

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