I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Joan Rivers Quotations
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.