I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Jerry Seinfeld Quotations
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There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.