Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns Quotations
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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Nice to be here At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning anf a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.