I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
Douglas Noel Adams Quotations
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Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an airport' appear.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
You can't dodge your responsibilities by saying they don't exist
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
When you blame others, you give up your power to change.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79....
If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is that good news
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.