I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Bill Watterson Quotations
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Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous - Calvin
I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.