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Anon. Quotations
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There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
Silence is one great art of conversation.
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk
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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.
Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.
Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename'
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota.
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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Optimization hinders evolution.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman.
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS...
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can.
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Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out...
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
Great minds think alike.
Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away.
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were.
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it.
A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.