I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will not bestir itself if that water is heated up slowly and gradually and will in the end let itself be boiled alive, too comfortable with continuity to realize that continuous change at some point may become intolerable and demand a change in behavior.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.

The origin of every excuse is the failure to do something.

They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.

It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.

Art is anything you can get away with.

We all grew up in spite of our parents. I trust our children will do likewise.

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.

Two people kissing always look like fish.

I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week...to remind me how fragile life is.

Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.

I am a deeply superficial person.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art of all.

Life is either a continuous process improvement, or a terminal disease that we will all die from anyways.